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Fifty shades of public transport: a journey to hell

This was meant to happen, sooner or later. I bet you all saw this coming. I mean, everyone who knows me has heard me complaining about any form of public transport at least once. And after spending one year in the busiest city in the world, where the tube is basically a national institution just like the Queen and cucumbers in sandwiches, I am ready to speak out.
Even though I promised myself that I wasn't going to merely look through all the legendary stereotypes about public means of transport, the circumstances force me to mention at least some of them, clearly enriched with the inedited shades of absurdity that have been coloring my life since its very beginning.
I'd start by describing you one of the most uncomfortable situation that my daily life offers me.
No, wait, I'll reword this. 
I am not talking of one particular episode. I mean, that's it: my life is an uncomfortable situation.
But let's start from the beginning.
I wake up in the morning forcing myse…